tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
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ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
only a real 15th century kid will get this
No but seriously imagine HOW FUCKING COOL THAT WOULD BE
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HISTORY MEME : 1 War - World War II
World War II (WWII or WW2), also known as the Second World War, was a global war that lasted from 1939 to 1945. It involved the vast majority of the world’s nations—including all of the great powers—eventually forming two opposing military alliances: the Allies and the Axis.The Axis powers were a group of countries led by Nazi Germany, the Kingdom of Italy (until its defeat) and the Empire of Japan. They were considered the aggressors of the conflict. The Allies, led by the United Kingdom, its Commonwealth , and France (until its defeat), were joined in the European theater by the Soviet Union in June 1941 and by the United States in December 1941. In the Asia-Pacific theater, the Allies were led by the Republic of China, following the 1937 invasion of China by Japan, and the United States and the British Commonwealth, following the 1941–42 Japanese attacks. (+more)
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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
DO YOU NOT SEE THE OTHER PLATE OF FOOD IN THERE
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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what did the mommy giraffe say to the baby giraffe?
Nothing because giraffes can’t talk.
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Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight
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NO.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Someone needs to have a serious talk with yahoo….
I was reading up, and the president of yahoo said her goal was to increase traffic (people that visit the sight), therefore increasing income.
The problem with people such as her is that they do not take in anyone else’s feelings.
By taking away the freedom we have on this website will ruin us.
Not to mention she said she’ll be letting companies advertise on the dashboard.
David Karp has royally fucked all of us. You all think he actually cares, but look what just happened. He sold us all out for his share of 200 million dollars.
It’s been fun guys.
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